WIC Women's Pole Vault
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:17 pm
While I quite enjoyed the men's preview, I felt we would be remiss if we didn't carefully examine this women's competition. Who do I like? Let's see... you've got:
Jennifer Are-you-SUHR you got the training right this year?? - she's looked out of sorts. Did she find some magic in the majestic dry county of Jonesboro last week?? We can't be SUHR.
Holly "The Freeze" Bleasedale - she's ice cold y'all. The poles are wrapped in gold for a reason, and she's ready for a holly jolly national anthem atop the podium. Has she found her form? The black hand will be ready to spank everyone else's bottoms if she's got it dialed in!
Silke SMOOOOVE - always ready for a championship, the Silke road has found herself off the podium too many times. Is this her year to shine? Prepare the brats and the pilsner and ready the train for a party all the way back to Germany.
And we can't forget the hometown hero - Anna "Plogowska" Rogowska - Plogowska, translated directly, means "ball buster", and Anna is on for a show. If her homeboy can Pave(l) the road for her, the stage could be set for a hometown sweep.
Lastly, you've got the wildcard. The Queen of the Caribbean. The Sultana of Havana. The Cuban Missile. She's got the spirit of LZB in her, and a couple of cannons for legs that could cause another cuban missile crisis. Yarisley "aint notbody got time for" Silva is going for Gold, and she's got 4 poles from 3 different manufacturers ready to take her there.
Jennifer Are-you-SUHR you got the training right this year?? - she's looked out of sorts. Did she find some magic in the majestic dry county of Jonesboro last week?? We can't be SUHR.
Holly "The Freeze" Bleasedale - she's ice cold y'all. The poles are wrapped in gold for a reason, and she's ready for a holly jolly national anthem atop the podium. Has she found her form? The black hand will be ready to spank everyone else's bottoms if she's got it dialed in!
Silke SMOOOOVE - always ready for a championship, the Silke road has found herself off the podium too many times. Is this her year to shine? Prepare the brats and the pilsner and ready the train for a party all the way back to Germany.
And we can't forget the hometown hero - Anna "Plogowska" Rogowska - Plogowska, translated directly, means "ball buster", and Anna is on for a show. If her homeboy can Pave(l) the road for her, the stage could be set for a hometown sweep.
Lastly, you've got the wildcard. The Queen of the Caribbean. The Sultana of Havana. The Cuban Missile. She's got the spirit of LZB in her, and a couple of cannons for legs that could cause another cuban missile crisis. Yarisley "aint notbody got time for" Silva is going for Gold, and she's got 4 poles from 3 different manufacturers ready to take her there.