Badamick signs coaching contract

[wubka]

Pole Vault - Notre Dame HS - Salinas, CA

[sugarvaulter]

Thats my high school!

[theflyingkorean]

i was goning to go to palma hs, but somehow i ended up here

[wubka]

The contract is facetious, however, I am "back from the dead" (as stated by Dickie) and partial to coaching at Notre Dame and Palma now that I have moved to Salinas California. For those of you who don't know me, I am JJ's former (and most unlikely) DII champ. I encourage Salinas area vault enthusiasts (and those who believe the 'reincarnation') to reply.

[rainbowgirl28]

Too bad you weren't there when Gina was still in high school.

[sugarvaulter]

We had the most awesome PV GIRLS. I'm not sure who is vaulting now. Hopefully we left behind some goodies.

[Cpvault]

Rumor has is that Badamick has so much information about pole vaulting floating around in his head that if you get close to him, you'll explode. In addition, for all of you soon-to-be Badamick protege's, your beloved hero decided to leap into a man's competition during the Reno Pole Vault Summit (reportedly with: Brad Pickett, Sean Brown, Kris Mack). So protege's, please make sure your fearless leader is training or he'll be extremely embarrassed by three Non NCAA Champion's who reportedly vaulted at one time or another.
On a more serious note, Adamick knows what he's talking about, he's jumped much higher than most people ever, and you should feel lucky to have him in Salinas (of all places).

[wubka]

Two Truths
and a Lie:

Cpvault-ed higher, thinks less,
and never liked to stretch
(his imagination, that is).

[Cpvault]

ATTENTION!!!! Salinas Area Vaulters (and all other interested parties; I'm sure there aren't many)

I just heard through the grapevine, that Bademick (a great coach in addition to one of the more in-depth thinkers of our time) has stumbled across a procedure, which will allow him to regain vault prominence at the elite level.
Bademick has decided to use his great strengths (thought & analyzation) to combat his weaknesses (physical capability) through one very complicated procedure. He is going to have all of his muscles and tendons replaced by a network of highly sensitve computerized synthetic muscles and tendons. In fact, he will have no feeling of pain whatsoever, and will not need to train for his upcoming competition in Reno. The beauty of the procedure is his thoughts alone will stimulate his body to react as that of an elite vaulter. No normal individual can accomplish such a goal; one must be basqued in thought and analyzation for at least 22 hours out of the day for proper stimulation.
Bademick, I salute you. Go get 'em!